Collection: 🚨 CODE RED 🚨 YOU PRESSED IT 🚨

Oh no. You actually clicked it.

We put up warning tape. We begged. We literally said "please don't."

And here you are.

Okay, listen. My boss said no more discounts, and I mean no more. But you got past the button, so that's on you, not me.

Use code CODERED at checkout. It's the best deal we've got right now, but the second he finds out tomorrow it gets deleted forever.

Keep this between us. If anyone asks, you found it on your own. 🤫

🚨 CODE RED 🚨 YOU PRESSED IT 🚨